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Sunday, April 17, 2005

For the teenage viewers of our audience.....

Sometimes there are things that only the internet can answer.

Dear TeenHealthFX,
I am an 18-year-old Asian. I’ve heard that Asians are blessed with short dicks? Is it true? Does frequent masturbation cause Parkinson or any other disease?
Signed: Asisan & Masturbation Worries

Dear Asisan & Masturbation Worries,
A man’s penis size has nothing to do with race. Penis size is determined by your genetic blue print. For more information, please see the question Penis Size.
Masturbation does not cause Parkinson’s or any other debilitating disease. To give you a better perspective on masturbation, see TeenHealthFX’s response to Masturbation And My Health.
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to dispel some of these myths.
Signed: TeenHealthFX


Dear TeenHealthFX,
I wanted to know what it was called if you tried to have sex with a tree?
Signed: Sex With A Tree

Dear Sex With A Tree,
Sexual pleasures and gratification derived from unusual sources are commonly referred to as Philias. Sexual pleasure from a tree is sometimes called arborphilia.
TeenHealthFX would like to……………..never mind.
Signed: TeenHealthFX




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